Kids.

Recent essay written by my 9-year-old son, Josh.

Without a doubt, brocolli is my least favorite vegetable for many reasons. It looks like a small tree and eating a small tree makes me throw up. Tasting brocolli tastes like dirt from a real tree. The color green from the brocolli is a grass green and it makes me feel like eating grass. Clearly brocolli is my least favorite vegetable.

I would have given anything to see his teacher's reaction on this one!!!!